The Most Effective Guide to Women's Sensitive Topic

There are basically 3 kinds of female when it comes to age. How to differentiate them begins with posing the much-hated question: how old are you? :)

First kind of species: "I'm 21 this year" (just like what I would say). Superior grade. Still happy with life and coming to terms with reality.

Second kind of species: "You say leh?" (looks at you earnestly and expectantly). Semi-conscious of the numbers game, and sometimes hoping the number will stop climbing although they know that will never happen.

Last kind of species: "Haiyoh, of course I'm always 18 years old lah. Cannot see meh?" (laughs hysterically with those shifty eyes). Leave this category of females alone, be assured that this is the best and wisest advice. Such a species will fare better in their own self-delusional world. They don't need you to wake them up, and they never ever want to wake up.

It is thought that the above experiment and results apply to weight as well, but then again, try it at your own risk.